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Tuesday 20 December 2011

Do the DO


All our lives, we’ve been trained to ask why.
The development of science is attributed to the question ‘why’. Problem solvers say if you ask ‘why’ five times to the problem, you’ll get to the root of the issue. The ‘why’ always gives the prim, propah, logical and sane answer that gives us that comforting and reassuring feeling about that uncertainty called life.
OK, that was the serious part of this post….
J
And so…..
So the crazy things we do in life don’t really subscribe to the ‘why’. We do it just for the heck of it. And have a whole lotta of fun all the way.
So why do I usually wear two different colored slippers at home? So why did my friend Rahul drive all the way from Andheri to Marine Lines in the middle of the night to get a cuppa road side coffee and drive back right after and that too, on a freakin weeknight? Why did my friend (should not mention name :P) go and propose to a woman on the road he’s never seen before in his life before? Why did she reply Yes to him? Why did my cousin cancel his holiday tickets to Goa at the last minute cos he was busy watching some hindi movie called ‘Ajab Prem ki Gajab Kahani’ on Colors? Why did my bud  Siddharth walk up to a random gal and ask her something that she impulsively slapped him backhard ? And why are we surprised that he never got slapped before that?
Sometimes, it’s about the thrill of just doing it, irrespective of rhyme, rationale or reason.
Eccentric? Naah…. Stupid? Maybe… Fun? Hell Ya!!!
So in that light, here’s sharing famous last words said by some famous peoples just before they died, that I found at random sites through the googlez:

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do. (this gonna be my epitaph J)
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . .(luv this one...)
Killed in battle during US Civil War.
~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
~~ Pancho Villa, Mexican revolutionary, d. 1923
God bless... God damn.
~~ James Thurber, humorist, d. 1961
I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor. (wow, this is so me... J)
~~ François Rabelais, writer, d. 1553
Why do you weep. Did you think I was immortal? (hahaha... J)
~~ Louis XIV, King of France, d. 1715
Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.
When asked if he thought dying was tough.
~~ Edmund Gwenn, actor, d. September 6, 1959
I'm bored with it all. (fitting last words frm a legend J)
Before slipping into a coma. He died 9 days later.
~~ Winston Churchill, statesman, d. January 24, 1965
Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.
Executed in electric chair in New York.
~~ George Appel, d. 1928
Take a step forward, lads. It will be easier that way.
Executed by firing squad.
~~ Erskine Childers, Irish patriot, d. November 24, 192
I'm going home, babe.
Executed by injection, Delaware.
~~ James Allen Red Dog, d. March 3, 1993
How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries.
Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma.
~~ James French, d. 1966
I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.
Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ Johnny Frank Garrett, Sr., d. February 11, 1992
I'd rather be fishing.
Executed in electric chair, Louisiana.
~~ Jimmy Glass, d. June 12, 1987
I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
Executed by injection, Oklahoma.
~~ Thomas J. Grasso, d. March 20, 1995
Hurry it up you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you're screwing around. (\o/)
Executed by hanging Leavenworth, Kansas.
~~ Carl Panzram, d. September 5, 1930
To my friends: My work is done. Why wait?
Suicide note.
~~ George Eastman, inventor, d. March 14, 1932
Don't worry, it's not loaded. (J)
Suicide playing Russian roulette.
~~ Terry Kath, rock musician, d. January 23, 1978


And if you’re thinking to yourself asking ‘Why’ or ‘WTF’ about this post, well, exactly my point. J
So in the great words of Einstein that he never said,
“Fuck the ‘why’ and do the do!”

Here’s wishing everyone a crazy December n advance wishes for a fabulous New Year!!!
J

Saturday 10 December 2011

Personal Life !!


Yesterday, while hanging out with few friends, one thing flashed in my mind. This is probably the only reason that I feel I am different from others......coz I work to LIVE and not LIVE to work. I know many people would say that I am not a qualified yet, and so it is easy for me to say this so casually. But the fact is that we ourselves are responsible for such kind of life.


I know it is hard to maintain peace and balance between Personal and Professional life. Many a times we all just screw up both of them even having no intention to do so. Sometimes we don’t even realise and its too late when we get the feel. But it is really important to maintain a clear line of demarcation between the two. We have deadlines and we have pressure, but we must not forget that our personal and social lives are equally in fact more important. I have seen many people who have achieved a lot more in their life but are just nowhere in their social life. What a pity!! Victory seems incomplete without near and dear ones, doesn’t it? I have seen that under the same set of circumstances, some people break records while other people break themselves. Going forward, we should promise to give at least one-fifth of our time to our family-friends-hobbies or whatever that makes us feel good and comfortable.

The CFO of the company where I was auditing once said beautiful words, “I don’t hang out with my Office colleagues because they don’t let me feel that I am out of Office.”  This is really true because even after leaving the office premises, we actually talk mostly about Office stuff be it on phone-with your dear ones-with your buddies or even while interacting with new people. Even on a vacation, we most often check our mailboxes and contact our office colleagues to know whats happening there.

Recently, while reading some journal I went through an amusing line which read “Americans are not smarter than Indians but they can achieve more than us.” At first instant,  I thought it is a racist comment but later I realised that it is however a fact for a simple reason that it has become a ground reality in India “WE LIVE TO WORK.”

I know I may be criticised for choosing and expressing views on this topic but it is my personal blog and my personal view, so doesn’t really bother me cause I know what I have written is a fact.

Responses to my earlier two articles have been really good from all of you. I received valuable feedbacks from many of you. I have tried to make the most out of them. I would be pleased if you provide me with more feedbacks for my learning.

Give a thought and world will be full of Smile. Happy Blogging J

Wednesday 7 December 2011

Office Camaraderie




It's such a beautiful feeling! Life tends to be so good when things are going great on the professional front. Productivity automatically improves when you have a fantastic relation with people around you. Things tend to take up on the personal front too. That sense of achievement, that adrenaline rush, that sense of pride over having learnt something new. Ah! Nothing in this entire universe can ever beat those feelings! Well, the reason why I am writing this blog today is because at this point in time I am having the best time right now on the office front. And me being an article trainee (i.e. someone who is not in the race for appraisals and promotions :P); I am getting to make the most of this "slack" period. Bonding with my colleagues over cups of coffee, enjoying my work to the hilt, having big arguments over silly things and then apologising at the end of the day, going on lunches with pals - Well! Not everyone gets the chance to do all this. I consider myself very lucky for having such an amazing team alongwith. Love you all !! Also, you must thank your lucky stars when you are in a Big 4 and are still leaving at like 7 (7 actually does feel like a half day, doesnt it?). Things must definitely be going great for you. Also, there is a different sense of enjoyment when your work is not marred by petty office politics. Thus, I definitely believe that a successful team is the one which has a great camaraderie. Even Sachin Tendulkar had once said a few months before the 2011 World Cup that "that dressing room was the best one he had ever been in." That's what our responsibility is. To build that kind of a dressing room at every place we go. Someone had  rightly said "Life is short. Make this place to be loved forever." A place wherein everyone is aware of his roles and responsibilities and at the same time, others are ready to chip in if someone fails to perform. Well, that's about it with respect to my thoughts on this topic.. 




P.S: Reactions to the first blog have been fantastic. Thanks a lot people! Getting accolades for your first blog... Life must be pretty good! :)

Tuesday 6 December 2011

Power of Youngistaan !!



Okay! This is my first venture into this unexplored avenue of blogging. I know I a bit nervous. Hope it turns out to be a good one. After all,isn't life about venturing out of your comfort zones? Okay,with least regards to the results let me set out on my journey.
Youngistaan - a very fantabulous name coined by a soft drinks major - Pepsi, essentially referring to youth.Youth's influence has grown in all fields by leaps and bounds. Companies seem to be formulating a separate strategy to click with the youth.They seem to be loosening their purse strings to no extent just to create a fondness for their brand among the future citizens.Young minds, as subtle and as innocent they can be seem to have a plethora of confusions. Various brands cash in on this confusion and create a niche for their product.

Done with the commerce facet of Youngistaan,lets move on to the more relevant aspect of youth - Power! Youngistaan or plain youth, if well channelised, can go on to have extreme power. Power in all aspects to be precise. Willpower, Power to throw around their weight, Power to do anything they wish to. However,Power if ill-used to can turn out to be a deterrent for someone's rise. On the other hand,as per a certain breed of youth, Power if under-used can create problems in the future. Another more fascinating side of youth is the Power To Dream. Young people always have an optimistic side to them, albeit in different proportions. Dreams are the stuff that defines true youth. Dreams to rise to dizzying heights in life, Dreams to get to a goal in life and working hard to achieve that goal, Dreams to do something different and take the path less travelled. Craziness is what fascinates me the most about young people. There is no particular definition or a degree to be a certified crazy person. For some, craziness is about leaving the exam hall in say X amount on time to win a challenge and for some maybe craziness is well defined as scooping out of your haven to meet someone.

However,in this youth - crazy nation seniors and perhaps, the more experienced, are at a loss as per me. There has been a considerable amount as to whether young blood is better over experience. Age has caught up with greatest of our cricketers. Worldwide, companies are focusing on hiring the services of budding talents. They seem to give a damn about respectable but well past their prime Seniors. Add to this, global recession and you get the perfect recipe of how to land yourself in full-on trouble.

Maybe we, as young blood, can bring about miniscule changes the society's mindset and tradition. But the least we can do is at least build a better place to live in.

Don't really know what is the solution to this problem but not everything in life has a solution eh?


Well,on this note,I would like to end my FIRST blog. Until then, Adios Amigos!!